snafui
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Post by snafui on Oct 17, 2006 10:42:25 GMT -5
1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjetcs. 10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountaintop.
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Post by necroshine on Oct 18, 2006 6:01:46 GMT -5
funny, #6 i have a answer. he has killed us many times since then. that should count for something.
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Post by nonny on Oct 27, 2006 18:45:27 GMT -5
Lol very funny. I like 9 the most.
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dan
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Post by dan on Jul 6, 2007 13:07:57 GMT -5
1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. Actually, Hebrew and Greek, and the "one publication" (the Bible) is actually a collection of many works over a long period of time. Wow! I suppose God, the Creator of the human mind, needs approval and citations from the scientists He created!
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Post by guerrillasaint on Jul 11, 2007 10:59:07 GMT -5
Ha I like that one
Hey everyone hope things are going great ;D
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Post by Superhappyjen on Jul 13, 2007 10:03:01 GMT -5
Heh. heh. "Paging Dr. God"
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