falwell is dead

[necroshine]

DING DONG! JERRY FALWELL IS DEAD
atheists
Ding Dong! Falwell is dead. Which Falwell? The Jerry Falwell!
Ding Dong! Jerry Falwell is dead.
Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Jerry Falwell is dead. he's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
Jerry Falwell is dead!
Mayor
As Mayor of the Atheist City, In the County of the Thinking, I welcome you most regally.
Barrister
But we've got to verify it legally, to see
Mayor
To see?
Barrister
If he
Mayor
If he?
Barrister
Is morally, ethic'lly
Father No.1
Spiritually, physically
Father No. 2
Positively, absolutely
Atheists
Undeniably and reliably Dead
Coroner
As Coroner I must aver, I thoroughly examined his.
And he's not only merely dead, he's really most sincerely dead.
Mayor
Then this is a day of Independence For all the Atheists and their descendants
Barrister
If any.
Mayor
Yes, let the joyous news be spread The wicked Old Jerry Falwell at last is dead!