Yes you are.
And don't give lists of stupid things conservatives believe in, without looking at yourselves. If I had to make a list of the dumb things you guys believe, I'd be here all day.
- Innocent people are protected by taking away their best means of defense.
- Putting health care in the hands of inefficient bureaucracies will make it better.
- Kyoto Treaty is great. We should sacrifice dozens of thousands of jobs, crippling the technological advances that permitted us to reduce pollution in the first place, in order to ensure a fraction of a degree celsius is saved in the future.
- We are all bound by a social contract that we never signed or agreed to. That is properly called "mafia protection", not a "contract". Liberals don't know what a lot of words mean.
- We must help third-world countries by denying them all the good jobs brought about by globalization, and a more efficient agricultural base with GM foods. In short, we help people by keeping other people from trading with them.
- We should permit gays to get in on the state's and religion's grip on social structures, which makes single people inferior and married people receive hundreds of financial and social benefits.
- The liberal solution to environmental problems is to give land to bureaucrats, who don't give a damn about it, and a forest management service that creates devastating forest fires, thanks to a greenie-oriented public policy.
- More taxation, more tarriffs and more regulations on trade makes for a better economy, despite worldwide data that proves that more economic freedom makes for a healthier economy.
- Other animals have rights, too. Never mind that this is based on no rational public policy whatsoever, and would mean making predation illegal, since the right to life is the most fundamental right.
Need I go on. Liberals are just as dumb. All government-lovers hate progress and hate the individual.