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Post by GodRocks on Dec 21, 2004 12:13:35 GMT -5
Looks like someone hasn't read the bible....
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Post by solidsquid on Dec 21, 2004 13:17:42 GMT -5
Looks like someone hasn't read the bible....
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Post by necroshine on Dec 21, 2004 17:31:01 GMT -5
Looks like someone hasn't read the bible.... who are you talking to?
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Post by Superhappyjen on Dec 22, 2004 1:13:04 GMT -5
It would be pretty hard not to believe in God if he actually came down from the sky and told you to do stuff. I would imagine the scenario would play out something like this:
BELIEVER BOB: Hi God. GOD: Bob, I need you to do something for me. BB: Anything for you, God. What doust thou wish of me? G: I command you to stop believing in me! BB: But how can I stop believing in you? G: I command you, Bob! BB: I can hear you talking, God. You obviously exist. G: You would defy the almighty? BB: Well I guess I could be hearing things... G: That's more like it. NB:I hear voices, I should see a shrink. G: Actually, Bob, that was just a test to see how much you were willing to sacrifice for me. You know like the whole Abraham and Issac thing. NB (looks in phone book): Let's see. Sheep hearders, Shoe stores, there's no Shrink listing... G: That's okay Bob, you can start believing in me again. NB: La la la .. I can't hear you.
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