ToxicMoon
Seasoned Citizen
Delusional One
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Post by ToxicMoon on Feb 13, 2005 14:18:12 GMT -5
Wow that was a tough one! I couldn't decide between the sperm and egg or the stork dropping me from the sky. I chose sperm and egg though.
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Post by NormalDan on Feb 13, 2005 15:13:36 GMT -5
Only an idiot wouldn't realize it was a stork. Sheesh... Sperm and egg? Where do you guys get this stuff?
-Dan
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Post by lovelife on Feb 13, 2005 15:18:48 GMT -5
from now on when you answer explain why
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Post by AuntieSocial on Feb 13, 2005 21:28:24 GMT -5
Actually, it was the act of sexual intercourse that occurred between my mother and father, while my mother was ovulating, that cause the ejaculate to carry the sperm into my mother's uterus, where they combined to form a zygote. With careful incubation, that zygote developed into a fetus, which eventually became me. The closest answer from the list would be "sperm and egg"
But my mother does have long legs *wink*
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Post by Dragon*of*Heaven on Feb 13, 2005 22:04:54 GMT -5
Actually, it was the act of sexual intercourse that occurred between my mother and father, while my mother was ovulating, that cause the ejaculate to carry the sperm into my mother's uterus, where they combined to form a zygote. With careful incubation, that zygote developed into a fetus, which eventually became me. The closest answer from the list would be "sperm and egg"
With the exception of the carful incubation (my mother went on a rollarcoaster with me). What she said will do nicely.
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Post by lovelife on Feb 13, 2005 22:12:31 GMT -5
y not God(just curious)
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Post by Dragon*of*Heaven on Feb 13, 2005 22:25:23 GMT -5
Other than he dosnt exist and is just a colunation of horror storys (older parts of bible) and lovely little bed time storys (new-er parts of the bible). Not much out side of the fact that it is for the most part a proven science thing.
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Post by nonny on Feb 13, 2005 22:41:10 GMT -5
What Auntie said besides the long legs thing....
Because Lovelife if there is a god(doubtit) why would he give mean and women the ability to mate to just make us all himself? Isn't that a tad redundant? and to make everyone unigue by "hand" immpossible. So i concur it was my mommy and daddy.
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Post by Enuffalready on Feb 14, 2005 3:38:50 GMT -5
I think it was some sort of a weird combo of pot, a drive in movie and a 1967 mercury cougar.
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Post by solidsquid on Feb 14, 2005 14:31:44 GMT -5
How is a supernatural being a better explanation than a fusion of gametes which is observed and well understood?
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Post by Hilly on Feb 14, 2005 15:11:30 GMT -5
from now on when you answer explain why I picked the Stork, because its a silly answer, which is I think in keeping with what I feel is a silly poll.
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Post by AuntieSocial on Feb 14, 2005 18:18:57 GMT -5
Why not the stork? (Which I believe you included as a silly option. The idea of a deity creator is, to me and many others here, more silly than a Stork. Storks do procreate, albeit, not in the same method as humans and with drastically different results). Why not leprechauns? Why not "a Valkyrie cleaved me from the bossom of a fallen warrioress"? Why not a Huffalump left me in the 100-acre woods after become tired of carrying me around in its imagination? Why not "I hatched in a cabbage patch"? All of these are absolutely silly ideas. Without any evidence that 1) the being exists and 2) it is within the being's powers to perform such feats, the premise is pure bunk. There is no evidence that a creator deity exists. Part 2 become moot with the nullification of Part 1. There are many things written of leprechauns, Valkyries and Huffalumps (okay, less on the Huffalump account, but there would have been a lot more written on them, if not for that evil empire called the Disney Corporation, but I digress.) We know that sexual procreation exists. We know how it works. We can see it working in its various stages. There is no doubt, it is a fact. That is why you will get pretty much the same answer from all of us (except Hilly and NormalDan, apparently *grins*).
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Post by Hilly on Feb 14, 2005 20:08:08 GMT -5
There are many things written of leprechauns, Valkyries and Huffalumps (okay, less on the Huffalump account, but there would have been a lot more written on them, if not for that evil empire called the Disney Corporation, but I digress.) Forgive me AuntieSocial but I believe that its H effalumps. Also, we can't forget the Woozles!
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Post by nonny on Feb 14, 2005 22:33:57 GMT -5
what no credit to the loch ness monster or big foot ;D
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Post by necroshine on Feb 15, 2005 6:47:53 GMT -5
i came from my fathers head. Like zuse. Talk about strange. I was told that my father had a headack and then all the sudden I popped out his ear. Now you can sneak up on him from the left.
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