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Post by AuntieSocial on Feb 15, 2005 16:52:25 GMT -5
Forgive me AuntieSocial but I believe that its H effalumps. Also, we can't forget the Woozles! I sit corrected ... Heffalumps, indeed! See? We need more to be written on these special creatures!!!
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Post by Mistwalker on Feb 19, 2005 3:06:56 GMT -5
It takes a heffalump AND a woozle to make a child in their imagination. It's a very long and sticky process with lots of bodily fluids involved.
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Post by Superhappyjen on Feb 19, 2005 10:03:26 GMT -5
I selected sperm and egg, although I think the stork and the heffalumps have a hand in it as well. After mommy and daddy have intercourse, the sperm and egg get together and create a make-shift signaling device out of mommy's uteran lining. This sends a signal to the heffalump, who incidentally is in charge of baby creation and worldwide stork dispatch. The heffalump mixes up a child using her own secret recipe (clay and fairy dust, plus a secret ingredient). Then she calls a stork and has the child delivered to mommy's tummy, which is literally the oven in which the child is baked. 9 months later: Super Happy Baby!
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Post by AuntieSocial on Feb 19, 2005 10:15:41 GMT -5
I selected sperm and egg, although I think the stork and the heffalumps have a hand in it as well. After mommy and daddy have intercourse, the sperm and egg get together and create a make-shift signaling device out of mommy's uteran lining. This sends a signal to the heffalump, who incidentally is in charge of baby creation and worldwide stork dispatch. The heffalump mixes up a child using her own secret recipe (clay and fairy dust, plus a secret ingredient). Then she calls a stork and has the child delivered to mommy's tummy, which is literally the oven in which the child is baked. 9 months later: Super Happy Baby! And some would say we (atheists) lack imagination that's why we can't grasp the unknown ...
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