a creative spurt of mine (unrelated to atheism)

[Maverrick]

(see my "classification" if you don't get this)

[music to the tune of "I'm my own grandpa"]

I lost my chew toy recently and so I checked my cash
I was shocked to find I only had an empty stash.
I thought "this can't be happening! How could this ever be?"
But the only thing that I had left to chew on... was me.

Oh! I'm my own chew toy.
I'm my own chew toy.
I think that it's dumb
That I'm eating my thumb
I'm my own chew toy.

I was getting frantic; there was nothing left to chew
I often caught myself trying to gnaw upon my shoe
My friends would never loan me cash, even if I beg
So now I'm stuck here doing nothing chewing on my leg

Oh! I'm my own chew toy.
I'm my own chew toy.
It's scary, it's true
But I can assure you
That I'm my own chew toy.

Now I've calmed down a little, though it is still bad, I know
It's driving me insane- My mouth can't reach my toe.
I've resigned myself to all this, I guess that's the way it goes
Spending 14 hours every day trying to reach my nose

Oh! I'm my own chew toy.
I'm my own chew toy.
It disturbes me
That I'm eating my knee
I'm my own chew toy.

I won't ever be able to give this chewing stuff a rest
It's alway me reaching down and trying to get my chest
I guess I'm pretty lucky, 'cause no matter how I try
There's nothing I can do that will let me reach my eye

Oh! I'm my own chew toy.
I'm my own chew toy.
It's put me in alarm
That I'm gnawing my arm
I'm my own chew toy.

It just keeps on happening on each and every day.
People: for your safety, please just stay away.
But when I told my mom about it, she was happy as can be;
She recently found out that I am good for me!

Oh! I'm my own chew toy.
I'm my own chew toy.
It's weird, I agree
But it's happened to me
I'm my own chew toy.
[/music to the tune of "I'm my own grandpa"]

So the measure is a little bit off. Sue me.

[Yaw]

I won't sue you -- it was pretty good. But I will fling you, as there's no way this doesn't go in the Expressive Outlet. ;D

Oh, and why the new nick? Having board issues?

[pieisgood]

Neh, just had to clone Maverick somehow....

I just found the idea of Maverick starting out as Maverick's chew toy hillarious. And I was bored.

[Maverick]

Hey! How did I become my own chew toy? How did I run out of chew toys to chew on?

Wow, pieisgood. Nice work. I was getting ready to delete the user until I noticed this thread. Then, I became to occupied with finding more chew toys that I decided to leave it alone. ;D May I post this on the website? If yes, give it a title. Though it isn't related to atheism, I think it deserves attention.

Who is the song "I'm My Own Grandpa" by?

Back to chewing my leg.....

[pieisgood]

hehe, go ahead and post it. wow.

Sorry 'bout that, gotta get in the habit of putting the author/artist.

It is by Guy Lombardo

wow, I never thought this would actually do something, I just got reeely bored this morning

You can probably delete Maverrick; That's all I'm planning to do with him.

-pieisgood

[Hilly]

pieisgood said:

Neh, just had to clone Maverick somehow....
I just found the idea of Maverick starting out as Maverick's chew toy hillarious. And I was bored.

Nice try pieisgood. But I don`t think your cloning attempt of Maverick was an identical match, something went wrong somewhere. We atheists should know better than to try to play god

[pieisgood]

Yes, our fearless leader was too clever for me. I tried an account called Maverick (with a space at the end) but it didn't work. A misspelling was the best I could do.

[Maverick]

Hilly said:

Nice try pieisgood. But I don`t think your cloning attempt of Maverick was an identical match, something went wrong somewhere. We atheists should know better than to try to play god

And, as always, gods are nothing more than fictional guests in the real world.

[nonny]

LOL- that is a very creative and funny song.

[Griffey]

Dang! That is hilarious How long did it take you to get everything to rhyme? That's the number one reason I hate writing songs. Bravo, pieisgood, I laughed so hard...

[pieisgood]

Thanks, Griffey and Non

I had the idea the night before I wrote it, so I thought up some of it in bed and got up the next morning and finished it.

[brokenreligion]

Fantastic pie, I think you've inspired me to try my hand at a bit of song writing.

--With so many other of his chew-toys out there, I don't feel special anymore /sob/--

Michael ([e-mail])