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Post by Papsmearmycat on Dec 16, 2004 18:31:09 GMT -5
I want to start a story threas, where each member posts the next part of the story.
Please don't post more than once per day per member, or at least not twice or thrice in a row...haha
I will start it.
One day, an atheist was talking to his Christian friend about how apples make the best pie...
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Post by pieisgood on Dec 16, 2004 18:46:56 GMT -5
...when he then realized that all pie is so good that it doesn't even matter.
(doesn't this belong in the outlet?)
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Post by AuntieSocial on Dec 16, 2004 19:16:50 GMT -5
(Yes it does, and so it is)
It was at that moment that Granny Smith joined their discussion. She was having computer problems again and asked for some help with her Mac.
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ToxicMoon
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Post by ToxicMoon on Dec 16, 2004 22:37:14 GMT -5
The Atheist and the Christian put aside their conversation about the joy of apple pie, to concentrate on the problematic Apple computer.
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Post by vertigo on Dec 17, 2004 15:43:17 GMT -5
The atheist remarked, "Did you know that the Apple logo was chosen as a symbol of Adam and Eve's rebellion of God's command, their choice of knowledge of good and evil?"
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Post by ToxicMoon on Dec 17, 2004 17:08:21 GMT -5
At that time, Granny Smith decided to add her wisdom to the conversation.
"Actually" she said, "The name Apple came from Steve Jobs, who worked in some apple orchards while trying to come up with a name. He decided it should be called Apple, because all the other names sounded too technological or boring. His partner agreed and thus, Apple came to be."
The Atheist and the Theist agreed with Granny Smith and decided it was the most realistic scenario. They then started conversing on other matters, while eating apple pie.
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Post by Hilly on Dec 18, 2004 8:00:38 GMT -5
Meanwhile Granny Smiths computer problems went unresolved. The theist and atheist were too busy eating pie and disscusing the meaning of apples. Granny Smith had to get them back on track soon or....
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Post by vertigo on Dec 18, 2004 13:58:55 GMT -5
... or her grandchildren in Reykjavik might worry upon not hearing from her that something untoward had happened. She was getting impatient, and she wasn't known as 'the old battleaxe' for nothing...
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Post by ToxicMoon on Dec 20, 2004 17:28:15 GMT -5
While Granny Smith was wallowing in self-pity and her two friends were eating apple pie, something came crashing in through the roof of her cottage.
It was a talking unicorn, who had broken a wing in a very unusual way.
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Post by AuntieSocial on Dec 24, 2004 17:08:27 GMT -5
The unicorn told a fantastic tale of its injuries.
It seems that the unicorn was a secret agent, sent on a secret surveillance mission to the north.
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Post by Hilly on Dec 24, 2004 17:35:25 GMT -5
A mission to the north? Presumably Reykjavic thought the theist (he had overheard some talk) The atheist was becoming increasingly skeptical of all these bizarre claims.
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Post by Filter on Jan 10, 2005 16:30:44 GMT -5
It was just then that the Atheist and the Theist, having eaten the entire pie, realized that they had no idea where the pie had come from! It wasn't there when they started their discussion, and know one had brought it in. As they turned around to ask Granny Smith, they witnessed her unsuccessfully trying to mount the Unicorn.  Suddenly... |
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